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By Mala

Guronche

We are twins, Guronche and Limaina, and we come from the planet Zog! We represent Zog in the Olympics in the sport Frindkia. Frindkia is a sport in which many contestants start on top of an extremely thin tree. We then see how long it takes before we fall of the tree. Balancing on it is very hard as judges wobble the tree from the bottom. If you do fall of then on your way down you have to perform a dive or a gymnastic move to try and impress the judges. Guronche has won three gold medals but I have won ten.

Limaina,

Now also in our free time we try to fit in a little bit of Granheath. This is when we take grannies from the planet Earth. We then use them to bet. We race them to see who can make a recipe in the shortest amount of time. Once we have finished with them, we erase their memories and beam them back down to Earth. I must say their cooking is delicious!!

After doing our homework we sit down and watch a bit of ouzvision, which I think Earthlings call TELEVISION.  My favourite programme is Green Paul. I think it is on channel 1.

We love playing Frindka and Granheath and I hope you will cheer for us in the Olympics. We came from an extremely friendly planet. Why don’t you come and visit us sometime?!

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